Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
ROBIN WILLIAMSCanada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.
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Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. ‘I want it to be the way it was.’ But if you continue the way it was there will be no ‘is.’
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Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
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I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
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Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
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My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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