People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
ROBIN WILLIAMSYou know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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To live would be an awfully big adventure.
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Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.
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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
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Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
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