Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
ROBIN WILLIAMSYou know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
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Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
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I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
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If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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