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You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.

Robin Williams

After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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Alcohol Asshole Car Quit Realize
You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
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Entrepreneur Inspirational Lose Madness Spark Work Hard
Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.
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Ability Acting Character Person
Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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Death Delay Improvement Job Life Quality
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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Divorce Humour Man Wallet
Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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Nature Party Spring
Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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Done Immediate Live Personal Politics Ugly
Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Alcohol Dance
Sometimes the mask we wear is simply just a smile.
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Deep Hide Mask Smile Wear
Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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Actor Father Man Professional Thankful Want
We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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Borrow Hunter Used
If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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Funny Intense Negotiate War Women
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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Bomb Humour Kill Weapon Woman
The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
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Drug Family Friendship Human Need Nourish Play Powerful Spirit
I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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Alone Broken Heart Ending Feeling Life People Used Worst
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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Funny Prostitute Refund Sex

You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.

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You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.

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