If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing.
ROBIN WILLIAMSNo matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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Reality: What a concept!
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. ‘I want it to be the way it was.’ But if you continue the way it was there will be no ‘is.’
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You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
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I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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You have to break in half to love somebody.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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