As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
ROBIN WILLIAMSBeing a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
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Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
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I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.
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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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There’s a world out there. Open a window, and it’s there.
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
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There’s a time for daring and there’s a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
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Poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
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If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing.
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