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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.

Robin Williams

Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. ‘I want it to be the way it was.’ But if you continue the way it was there will be no ‘is.’
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Change Creature Habit Human Popular Want
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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Funny Prostitute Refund Sex
People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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Dead Funny Humour People
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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Dreams Freedom Inspirational Men True
Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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Death Delay Improvement Job Life Quality
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Dress Game Golf Men Sports
For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
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Madness Philosophy
Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
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Finding Key Life Man Self Reliance Vigour
Make your life spectacular, I know I did.
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Believe Entrepreneur Inspirational Life Spectacular
When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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Care Charm Connection Funny Learning Mother
Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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Nature Party Spring
When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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Doctor Drug Grow Up Used
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Dress Game Golf Men Sports
What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
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Inspirational Right Wrong
Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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Creature Humour Politics
You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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Connection God Live Music Reminder Stars Universe

Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.

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