The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
ROBIN WILLIAMSI’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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To live would be an awfully big adventure.
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Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
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Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.
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If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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Make your life spectacular, I know I did.
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If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
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We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
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A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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