You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.
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Don’t associate yourself with toxic people. It’s better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.
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As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
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There’s a world out there. Open a window, and it’s there.
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Sometimes the mask we wear is simply just a smile.
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You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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Make your life spectacular, I know I did.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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