The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
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But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.
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You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.
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