As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!
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My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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