You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
ROBIN WILLIAMSGood people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
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What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven’t seen before.
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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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Death – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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