When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
ROBIN WILLIAMSGood people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
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What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
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Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven’t seen before.
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
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The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
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You have to break in half to love somebody.
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Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
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