“You gotta have a pocket square, I think.”

I feel great. I had a blood clot. It was a bad deal. But when I look at my friends with hip replacements, knee replacements, shoulder replacements, neck surgeries, back surgeries, I’ll take the blood clot.

When somebody has convinced you that you’re not worth anything to anybody anymore, and they spend a lot of time doing it, you start believing it yourself.

I do a level 18 on the elliptical at four miles an hour for 20 minutes. That’s 360 calories. I want to see someone else try that. The resistance factor at 18 is brutal. No one goes to 20.

Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in the park, but it has the longest line.

I’m trying as hard as I can to act like I’m 65, but it’s very difficult.

All the women want to be with me, all the men want to be like me.

If you have notoriety, you can dress any way you want to dress. That’s the way it is. I just like to get dressed up.

I had my first ‘Survivor Series’ in 1991 and I was fortunate enough to be an instrumental part of the shows I was on.

For me, it’s about camaraderie. My whole life is like, if something’s going on, nothing ever preceded fun. I always put my friends and the fun and the business ahead of everything.

I’m every woman’s dream and every man’s nightmare.

The guy who could be me, but he knows when to draw the line, is John Cena. John Cena can rock ‘n’ roll, let me tell you.

I tell everyone in the world that I have always been the best father I could be and that I was the worst husband. Wooo!

My problem is that I think everybody needs to work as hard as I worked when I was in my prime.

I was really good at being a bad guy; I like that role. Not being bad to people – just talking bad.

Richard Fliehr does not make any money.

Nobody has wrestled everybody in the business like I have, especially not Bret Hart.

I gotta keep busy. I’m not happy unless I’m working on two, three things.

So that’s why one of my rules of parody writing is that it’s gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.

You gotta have a concrete lawn before I feel comfortable enough to go in and talk to you parents.

I’m for Barack Obama. We gotta have the Muslim cell in there just to piss Rush Limbaugh and the right wing off.

But somehow I’ve gotta find a way to play this.

. You gotta know what you like and what you do’t like and that’s fine.

In order to perfect your craft, you’ve gotta go hard, you’ve gotta go overtime.

I’m the kinda person, you gotta fight for everything you get. You gotta believe in yourself.