“None of this was written to hurt anybody’s feelings.”

I feel great. I had a blood clot. It was a bad deal. But when I look at my friends with hip replacements, knee replacements, shoulder replacements, neck surgeries, back surgeries, I’ll take the blood clot.

When somebody has convinced you that you’re not worth anything to anybody anymore, and they spend a lot of time doing it, you start believing it yourself.

I do a level 18 on the elliptical at four miles an hour for 20 minutes. That’s 360 calories. I want to see someone else try that. The resistance factor at 18 is brutal. No one goes to 20.

Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in the park, but it has the longest line.

I’m trying as hard as I can to act like I’m 65, but it’s very difficult.

All the women want to be with me, all the men want to be like me.

If you have notoriety, you can dress any way you want to dress. That’s the way it is. I just like to get dressed up.

I had my first ‘Survivor Series’ in 1991 and I was fortunate enough to be an instrumental part of the shows I was on.

For me, it’s about camaraderie. My whole life is like, if something’s going on, nothing ever preceded fun. I always put my friends and the fun and the business ahead of everything.

I’m every woman’s dream and every man’s nightmare.

The guy who could be me, but he knows when to draw the line, is John Cena. John Cena can rock ‘n’ roll, let me tell you.

I tell everyone in the world that I have always been the best father I could be and that I was the worst husband. Wooo!

My problem is that I think everybody needs to work as hard as I worked when I was in my prime.

I was really good at being a bad guy; I like that role. Not being bad to people – just talking bad.

Richard Fliehr does not make any money.

Nobody has wrestled everybody in the business like I have, especially not Bret Hart.

In the closing seconds of every game, I want the ball in my hands for the last shot – not in anybody else’s, not in anybody else’s in the world.

Anybody I’m dating, I don’t want them to talk about my music. I don’t talk about my music to them.

If anybody felt worse than I did, it was Amos. I had just enough magic to turn myself into a falcon and him into a hamster (hey, I was rushed!)

Anybody can be a rapper, but not anybody can be a classical artist.

People wanted to make products based on our child’s name, and you don’t want anybody trying to benefit off your baby’s name.

We all have stories for a reason, and if we keep them to ourselves, I don’t feel they would help anybody.

I knew I was as good as anybody. That’s not really bragging; it’s just that I’d put the time in.

I’m eighteen years behind in my ironing. There’s no use doing it now, it doesn’t fit anybody I know.