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My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry.
BRUCE WILLIS

Herself I Love You Myself Sorry Wife
I guess I’ve got a smart wife.
YOGI BERRA

Smart Wife
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.
JIMMY CARTER

Drown Myself Trouble Wife
Supporters of the national front, Mosaddeq, believe that in Iran, we don’t have a nationalities problem, we don’t have an ethnic problem.
AKBAR GANJI

Believe Country Ethnic National People Problem Supporter Wife
Not only, in strict truth, was marriage instituted for the propagation of the human race, but also that the lives of husbands and wives might be made better and happier.
POPE LEO XIII

Human Husband Institution Marriage Myself Race Wife
Marriage requires searing honesty at all costs. I learned that from my third wife.
ALAN ARKIN

Cost Honest Learn Marriage Require Sear Third Wife
I’m always amazed that my wife can handle different subjects – one day politics, the next day foreign policy.
ALAN GREENSPAN

Always Amaze Day Different Foreign Handle Next Policy Politics Subject Wife
It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD

Dog Drink Glass Kiss Lip Married Stay Tough Wife
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD

Bartender Plumber Psychiatrist See Seen Told Truth Wife
I let the other reviewers eat the bad meals, so that I didn’t have to, and my wife and I went out only for the good stuff. And I wrote mostly positive reviews. Not only. But mostly. And, ooooh, it felt an awful lot better.
GILES COREN

Awful Better Feel Felt Good Mostly Review Stuff Wife Wrote
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD

Already Always Eye Garbage Keep Me Rid She Told Try Wife
I was raised in a religious environment, and my wife is one of the more religious people that I have ever known.
LOU HOLTZ

Environment Known People Raise Religious Wife
I’ve had so many rebirths, I should come with my own midwife by now.
CHER

Born Funny Independent Myself Wife
My wife went off with Elvis.
AL YANKOVIC

Off Went Wife
A Labour minister gets it in the neck if he looks at his neighbour’s wife over the garden fence.
CLEMENT ATTLEE

Fence Garden Get Labour Look Minister Neck Neighbor Over Wife
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD

Happy Met Twenty Wife Year
A lover teaches a wife all her husband has kept from her.
HONORE DE BALZAC

Herself Husband Lover Teaching Wife
In the marriage union, the independence of the husband and wife will be equal, their dependence mutual, and their obligations reciprocal.
LUCRETIA MOTT

Equal Husband Independence Life Marriage Obligation Reciprocal Togetherness Wife
Nixon was the most dishonest individual I have ever met in my life. He lied to his wife, his family, his friends, his colleagues in the Congress, lifetime members of his own political party, the American people and the world.
BARRY GOLDWATER

Party People Wife
Why bother with Google when I have a wife who knows everything about everything!
AKSHAY KUMAR

Bother Everything Google Know Why Wife
I have no golf setup at all inside, just a half-court for me and a volleyball setup for my wife, who plays.
TONY FINAU

All Count Golf Half Inside Play Setup Volleyball Wife
Writing lyrics with your wife does lead to talking about yourselves a lot. But this is not an autobiographical account of my personal marriage. It’s almost about the marriage of the band.
AARON DESSNER

Autobiography Lyric Marriage Personal Talking Wife Writing
She is a winsome wee thing, She is a handsome wee thing, She is a bonny wee thing, This sweet wee wife o’ mine.
ROBERT BURNS

Appearance Beautiful Herself Love Myself Wife
My wife and I don’t compete. We know each other’s preferences, and we work to provide those for each other. One will take over when the other is faced with something he or she dislikes. That’s what friends do.
MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY

Compete Each Each Other Know Other Preference Provide Wife Work
I am proud to be and I am Welsh, a mother, a wife, a friend and a musician.
JENNIFER JULIETTE

Friendship Mother Music Proud Wife
The love we have in our youth is superficial compared to the love that an old man has for his old wife.
WILL DURANT

Amn Compare Love Old Our Superficial Wife Youth
I misled people, including even my wife.
BILL CLINTON

Myself People Wife

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