Wife Quotes

If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.

I love you only because it’s you the one I love; I hate you deeply, and hating you Bend to you, and the measure of my changing love for you Is that I do not see you but love you blindly.

I am not, at the end of the day, a mother, a wife, a writer, an activist, a friend. I am a child of God. That’s who I was when I came into this world and who I’ll be when I leave it. No one can take that from me.

My wife is my closest friend. Sure, I’m attracted to her in every way possible, but that’s not the answer. Because I’ve been attracted to other people, and I couldn’t stand ’em after a while.

I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.

Have your own life before you become somebody’s wife.

If you like her, if she makes you happy, and if you feel like you know her – then don’t let her go

I can’t help but look for my future wife in the crowd.

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn’t say.

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will.