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With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD

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Womanhood is the great fact in her life; wifehood and motherhood are but incidental relations.
ELIZABETH CADY STANTON

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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD

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If O.J. had been accused of killing his black wife, you would not have seen the same passion stirred up.
AL SHARPTON

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I can’t help but look for my future wife in the crowd.
NIALL HORAN

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So my wife’s experience is just like that of anybody else whose husband goes away to a blue collar job and comes home bruised and dirty and often proud of the work that they’re doing.
ADAM SAVAGE

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Everybody all over the world takes a wife’s estimate into account in forming an opinion of a man.
HONORE DE BALZAC

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A man’s best friend is a good wife.
THOMAS EDISON

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Next time I go to a movie and see a picture of a little ordinary girl become a great star… I’ll believe it. And whenever I hear my wife read fairy tales to my little boy, I’ll listen. I know now that dreams do come true.
JACKIE ROBINSON

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It is like living with your wife, with whom you are in love and you are intensely involved in, but you also have tensions. And their position is that they want to deny that these tensions exist.
AKBAR GANJI

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I can understand that the whole world is interested in my wife Madonna. That’s even why I married her.
GUY RITCHIE

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I don’t pretend to be an ordinary housewife.
ELIZABETH TAYLOR

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Finding a good band is Iike finding a good wife. You got to keep trying till you find the right one.
ACE FREHLEY

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My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD

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I’m a polygamist. I can afford to have as many wives as I can afford to have. All Africans believe in it. My dad has four wives.
AKON

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Bridal is always about who you are as a person and as a woman and as a lover and as a mate. People always ask me how a woman can pick just one dress. And the funny thing is they always know.
VERA WANG

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If we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance; but since nature has so decreed that we cannot manage comfortably with them, nor live in any way without them, we must plan for our lasting preservation rather than for our temporary pleasure.
AUGUSTUS

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My mother was given to a typical question: “We have always done this. Why should we do anything else?” But my wife’s typical question was “We have always done this. Why don’t we do it another way or, better still, why not do something else?”
JOHN D. ROCKEFELLER

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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we’ll never see each other!
RODNEY DANGERFIELD

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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.” – Socrates (470-399 B.C.) “Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t
ERICA JONG

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Wives rarely fuss about their beauty To guarantee their mate’s affection.
MOLIERE

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But can you imagine how some of them were envying you your freedom to work, to think, to travel, to enter a room as yourself, not as some child’s mother or some man’s wife?
ADRIENNE RICH

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The consumer isn’t a moron; she is your wife.
DAVID OGILVY

Consumer Herself Wife
The things a man has to have are hope and confidence in himself against odds, and sometimes he needs somebody, his pal or his mother or his wife or God, to give him that confidence.
CLARK GABLE

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My wife was delighted with the home I had given her amid the prairies of the far west.
BUFFALO BILL

Happiness Home Myself Wife
I caught my wife in bed with my best friend the other day. I was crushed. They could have waited till I’d got out.
EMO PHILIPS

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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
BILL COSBY

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