“Getting married was the best thing I’ve ever done.”

Well, I’m clearly not ugly.

I have no friends and I never leave my house.

I’ve come to the realization that if I don’t feel like sharing, then I’m just not going to share. But I’m not going to go out of my way to mislead people or keep them at a distance, because that doesn’t really get me anywhere either.

I’m just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It’s just there. It’s something I don’t have to turn on.

I’m one of those people who fiercely guards their privacy, so I hate doing interviews.

If there’s no sun, I go batshit crazy.

I’m smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.

I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.

Wonder Woman is lame. She flies around in an invisible jet, but she’s not invisible. I don’t get it.

When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.

Once you let the words go, you have no control over how they’re printed or what the media does with them. So there’s no point in trying to make plans or to control it.

I like reading books that provide you with knowledge that you previously didn’t have. And books you have a chance to grow as a human being after reading them.

My biggest regret is that I’ve assisted the media in making me into a cartoon character. I don’t regret what has happened to me, but I regret the way I have dealt with it.

It’s an immense amount of pressure, celebrity itself.

I would really love to go on an archaeological dig.

Don’t let loneliness drive you back into the arms of someone who doesn’t give a damn about you.

When your happiness is someone else’s happiness, that is love.

Forever isn’t long at all, as long as I’m with you.

I heard every word you said. You were breathing for me baby. Your heart beat for mine.

I love you for all that you are, all that you have been, all that you’re yet to be.

When I first saw you with your smile so tender, my heart was captured, my soul surrendered.

Then you came along and helped me believe in myself again.

I love you now for what we’ve already shared, and I love you now in anticipation of all that’s to come.

Look your best – who said love is blind?