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Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food, and few things in the world are more wearying than a sarcastic attitude towards life.
AGNES REPPLIER

Attitude Conversation Positive Sarcastic Self Wearing
If you are first you are first. If you are second, you are nothing.
BILL SHANKLY

Funny Sarcastic Soccer
I played a lot of sarcastic, wisecracking characters for a long time, and people would think that was me. And it’s very much not me, and then people would think I was being sarcastic when I wasn’t: ‘Oh, you’re making fun of me right now.’ And I wasn’t!
ZOOEY DESCHANEL

Character Fun People Sarcastic Time
Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy.
TINA FEY

Athlete Caucasian Classic Country Every Expect Eye Girl Nose Sarcastic
Now then, you dogs, whom the apostle puts outside and who yelp at the God of truth, let us come to your various questions.
TERTULLIAN

Dog God Sarcastic Truth
If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.
BILLY WILDER

Funny Inspiring Sarcastic
Homeboy was the apple of my eye, now he’s the onion that makes me cry.
N’GADIE ROBERTS

Break Up Cry Funny Sarcastic
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
KIN HUBBARD

Compliment Expect Funny People Receipt Sarcasm Sarcastic Some
Germans are flummoxed by humor, the Swiss have no concept of fun, the Spanish think there is nothing at all ridiculous about eating dinner at midnight, and the Italians should never, ever have been let in on the invention of the motor car.
BILL BRYSON

Fun Inspirational Sarcastic
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
KIN HUBBARD

Char Irritate Literature Nothing Overcharging Pleasantly Plesant Sarcasm Sarcastic
His ignorance is encyclopedic.
ABBA EBAN

Clever Encyclopedia Ignorance Sarcastic
She could carry off anything; and some people said that she did.
ADA LEVERSON

Anything Carry People Said Sarcastic
This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
JEAN BAUDRILLARD

Adult Children Demand Festival Interfere Rather Reflect Revenge Sarcastic World
[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.
BILLY WILDER

Life Music Sarcastic
Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
KIN HUBBARD

Book Come Everything Except Funny Loaned Sarcastic Wait
A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually.
ABBA EBAN

Agrees Belief Collectively Individually Mean Sarcastic
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
KIN HUBBARD

Else Sarcasm Sarcastic Something Think
Everything I write is personal, really. Even when I’m sarcastic, it’s quite personal. And on this record, from the production to the singing to the performances, I got it really honest.
BEN FOLDS

Sarcastic Singing Writing
Muscles come and go; flab lasts.
BILL VAUGHAN

Fitness Sarcasm Sarcastic
My daughter got me a ‘World’s Best Dad’ mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.
BOB ODENKIRK

Dad Daughter Sarcastic
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
BENNY HILL

Hilarious People Sarcastic
I have this odd tendency to be really sarcastic when I’m uncomfortable and I don’t really know why but it just comes out and it’s come out since I was a child.
MILA KUNIS

Children Odd Sarcastic
Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic.
BARBET SCHROEDER

Black Humor Sarcastic
We’re weird guys. I don’t know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we’re jerks. We’re real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should.
BRENDON URIE

Joke Mean Real Sarcastic
The best things in life are free – and $19.95.
BILLY MAYS

Funny Life Sarcastic Taxes Things
She not only kept her lovely figure, she’s added so much to it.
BOB FOSSE

Figures Lovely Sarcastic
She was a large woman who seemed not so much dressed as upholstered.
JAMES M. BARRIE

Sarcastic Seem Woman

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