Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I’d have to give it up.
Mae WestMae West If I had a superpower it would have to be being able to eat whatever you want and stay skinny.
RihannaRihanna Sarcasm doesn’t translate in print at all.
Megan FoxMegan Fox People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.
Soren KierkegaardSoren Kierkegaard Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
Mae WestMae West Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
Mae WestMae West I’m not scared of spiders at all. I’m the spider killer in the house.
Gigi HadidGigi Hadid Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
Mae WestMae West I’m sarcastic, skeptical, and sometimes callous because I’m still afraid, deep down, of letting myself be hurt.
Sylvia PlathSylvia Plath Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
Joseph HellerJoseph Heller It is beneath pale blue skies, amongst sycamore trees, and afoot dirtied leaves, my heart, and soul finds peace.
Olivia CliffordOlivia Clifford A wounded heart never stops bleeding.
Ashley PrzywolskiAshley Przywolski I swear the stars align at night just to see you smile.
C.R. ElliottC.R. Elliott I get so lost in your midnight eyes I forget we’re running out of time.
Ana DeeAna Dee The worst thing is not to share our pain with each other when you can.
Ayaka HaseAyaka Hase Love was created for so many reasons and you will always be one of them.
Karla GaleanaKarla Galeana
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