Sarcastic Quotes

I love only one girl, one in every town.

Training your mind to mind your own business.

The difference between doing something and not doing something is doing something.

If you’re horrible to me, I’m going to write a song about it, and you won’t like it. That’s how I operate.

My mother would kill me if I posed nude! My mother raised me with certain standards.

I love the attention but I don’t like too much of it.

I might talk about killing people, but that doesn’t mean I do it.

I just started singing ’cause I had dropped out of school.

The Australian sense of humor is very dry, sarcastic, and very undercover. Like if I tell any jokes in America, people just think I’m serious! So I just quit telling any jokes whatsoever.

I was the first woman to burn my bra – it took the fire department four days to put it out.