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Men are kids at heart. They want to be nourished and pet like a dog.
NICKI MINAJ

Dog Heart Kids Men Nourish Pet
I have my golden retriever now, Pontiac. He’s a career-change guide dog from Guide Dogs for the Blind.
BETTY WHITE

Breed Career Dog Guide Myself Pet
To feed men and not to love them is to treat them as if they were barnyard cattle. To love them and not respect them is to treat them as if they were household pets.
MENCIUS

Freedom Men Pet
Some of the wildest men make the best pets.
MAE WEST

Men Pet Wild
I have a dog. It’s an English mastiff called Dolly. Her middle name is Poppy.
MILLIE BOBBY BROWN

Animal Dog Herself Myself Name Pet
Man is and remains an animal. Here a beast of prey, there a housepet, but always an animal.
JOSEPH GOEBBELS

Animal Essence Home Man Pet
One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don’t realize there’s a lot of craft behind the comedy.
AL YANKOVIC

Band Comedy One Overlook Peeve Pet Problem Realize Same Sometimes Talent
Hounds follow those who feed them.
OTTO VON BISMARCK

Dog Feed Follow One Liner Pet
As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
ADAM REX

Cat Far. Animal Nice Pet
Never date a guy who has a pet lizard (he’s probably into weird stuff in bed) and never under any circumstances go on a second date with a guy who says the word “married” on the first date (he’ll turn out to be a mama’s boy or a religious type)
ADAM SELZER

Bed Circumstance Date Guy Lizard Married Pet Stuff Wird
Pets are like infants that never grow up. Forever children. We love them for that.
ANONYMOUS

Animal Growth Love Pet
Pets reflect you like mirrors. When you are happy, you can see your dog smiling and when you are sad, your cat cries.
MUNIA KHAN

Cat Cry Dog Happiness Mirror Pet Reflection Sad Smile
I made it to the childbearing phase without TV dependence, then looked around and thought, Well gee, why start now? Why get a pet python on the day you decide to raise fuzzy little gerbils?
BARBARA KINGSOLVER

Pet Python Television
It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.
AGNES REPPLIER

Alert Banish Cat Discriminating Enough Friend Gentle Giving Hunger Impossible Lover Pet
A puppy is but a dog, plus high spirits, and minus common sense.
AGNES REPPLIER

Common Dog Minus Pet Sense
My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
RON WHITE

Biggest Cable Comedian Criticise Guy Other Peeve Pet
But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, ‘Hi’ to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.
AL FRANKEN

Come Conversation Dog Pet Place Same Say Strike Up
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
BOB HOPE

Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
The zoo cannot but disappoint.
JOHN BERGER

Animal Disappoint Pet Zoos
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
KIN HUBBARD

Goldish Helpless Literature Pet Sick
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
BILLY CONNOLLY

Department Parent Pet Zoos
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD

Ask How Big People Pet Store Work
There are no ordinary cats.
SIDONIE GABRIELLE COLETTE

Animal Cat Love One Liner Ordinary Pet
Like a pet fish unaware of the fishbowl it lives in, each of us inherently discriminates against young people without knowing it.
ADAM FLETCHER

Against Discriminate Fishbowl Inherently Knowing People Pet Process Student
Pitbulls are like a gun you can pet.
BILL BURR

Gun Pet Pitbull
I had patients who didn’t die because they had too many pets to try to find homes for. It’s why women live longer than men with the same health problems.
BERNIE SIEGEL

Home Homes Longer Men Pet
Time spent with a cat is never wasted.
SIDONIE GABRIELLE COLETTE

Animal Cat One Liner Pet Time Wasted

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