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Do not tell jokes that ain’t funny.
ABEL STARC

Advice Funny Joke One Liner
Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it’s got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can’t just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that – it’s got to be funny.
BETTY WHITE

Funny Humor Joke Yourself
The happiness and the joy that I see in the eyes of the children. They saved my life so I want to, give it back. I’m not joking.
MICHAEL JACKSON

Children Eyes Happiness Joke Joy Life
Many a truth is told in jest.
JONATHAN SWIFT

Comedy Joke One Liner Talk Truth
Whenever I’m sick, my doctor jokes that I have Beiber Fever!
JUSTIN BIEBER

Doctor Fever Funny Joke Sick
Every Joke is a Tiny Revolution.
GEORGE ORWELL

Joke One Liner Revolution
So this is it. You are scored on my heart, Clark. You were from the first day you walked in, with your ridiculous clothes and your bad jokes and your complete inability to ever hide a single thing you felt.
JOJO MOYES

Bad Cloth Complete Day First Heart Joke People Ridiculous Score Walk
For telling a good and incisive religious joke, you should be praised. For telling a bad one, you should be ridiculed and reviled. The idea that you could be prosecuted for the telling of either is quite fantastic.
ROWAN ATKINSON

Fantastic Joke Praise Quite Religious Ridiculous
Sometimes, we all laugh for a joke which is not funny and cry for a love not meant to be.
TOM METCAFE

Break Up Broken Heart Cry Deep Funny Joke Laugh Love
Do not mock a pain you have not endured.
BRAD NEATON

Endurance Joke Pain Yourself
There are jokes I tell in the show that don’t get laughs unless I am in front of an audience of critical thinkers.
ADAM SAVAGE

Audience Critical Front Joke Laugh Show Thinking Unless
When you’re old enough to write a book for children, by then you’ll have become a grown up and have lost all your jokeyness. Unless you’re an undeveloped adult and still have an enormous amount of childishness in you.
ROALD DAHL

Book Children Grow Up Joke Old Writing
I live on a ranch in Texas and do my own thing. And I don’t care what anyone has to say about it. My joke is that the only people I’m trying to please are myself and my fans, because they’re the ones buying my records. And I have the best, most loyal fan base ever.
KELLY CLARKSON

Care Fan Joke Live Loyalty Myself Try
Joke I read somewhere: They say that God is the innermost dweller of all. Well I hope He likes enchiladas – cause that’s what He’s getting! Love delights and glorifies in giving, not receiving.
MEHER BABA

Cause Delight Dweller Enchiladas Giving Innermost Joke Oneness Receiving
I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
NORM MACDONALD

Comedy Identity Joke Myself Perfection
The joke was that President Bush only declared war when Starbucks was hit. You can mess with the U.N. all you want, but when you start interfering with the right to get caffeinated, someone has to pay.
CHRIS KYLE

Funny Joke Play Right Start War Yourself
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERS

Joke Pratical Trouble
Existentialists are monumentally and monotonously serious; they don’t like to joke.
WISLAWA SZYMBORSKA

Boredom Existence Joke Monumental Serious
When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.
MEGAN FOX

Comedy Cool Joke Kid School
It’s hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.
RICK RIORDAN

Enjoy Feel Hard Joke Like One Practical Whole
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS

Fact Government Joke Report Watch
I laughed. Partly at the joke, partly at how Afghan humor never changed. Wars were waged, the Internet was invented, and a robot had rolled on the surface of Mars, and in Afghanistan we were still telling Mullah Nasruddin jokes.
KHALED HOSSEINI

Change Improvement Internet Invention Joke Laughter Old War
When you can make others laugh with jokes that belittle no one and your words always unite, Hafiz will vote for you to be God.
HAFEZ

God Joke Laughter Unity Vote Word Yourself
If something is incredibly difficult to connect to, and painful, then I have to do a lot of work to connect to that and not joke around or lose sight of my job.
ADRIEN BRODY

Connect Difficult Incredibly Joke Lose Painful Sight Something
Believe me, you have to have a certain confidence in your powers of descretion to let a dentist loose with a drill in your mouth less than an hour after you’ve…um…entertained his wife.
JOJO MOYES

Believe Certain Dentist Description Drill Hour Joke Less Loose Mouth Power
As soon as you laugh from nerves or make a joke or say something just to say something or get all involved with the bushes, then you blow open a window in your house of desire and it can’t heat up as well. Cold draft comes in.
AIMEE BENDER

Bush Cold Desire Draft Heat House Involve Joke Laugh Make Something Soon Window
Whenever fortune wishes to joke, she lifts people from what is humble to the highest extremity of affairs.
JUVENAL

Affair Extreme Fortune Humble Joke People

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