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There are jokes I tell in the show that don’t get laughs unless I am in front of an audience of critical thinkers.

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The best-case scenario is that the glass shatters in my face! How do you think that makes me feel?
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Bigger is always better.
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Always Better Bigger Fierce
And we both appreciate that the quickest and the dirtiest solution is usually the most elegant, the least expensive, and the fastest.
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Appreciate Dirtiest Elegant Expensive Fastest Most Solution
I’m not gonna shoot anyone with the pellet gun… Not unless I have to!
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we’re finding that all these things can lead to people believing the world works in a certain way. I
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Believing Certain Finding Lead People Thing Way Work World
My dignity and good television – they’ll never meet.
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Dignity Fierce Good Meet Television
I believe they know everything that I do and think, and they still love me
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Believe Everything Know Love Still Think
You give me a drawing, you give me a prop to replicate, you give me a crane, scaffolding, parts from ‘Star Wars’
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Crane Drawing Replicate Scaffolding Star War
I have concluded through careful empirical analysis and much thought that somebody is looking out for me, keeping track of what I think about things, forgiving me when I do less than I ought.
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Analysis Believe Careful Concluded Empirical Forgiving Much Ought Somebody Thinking Wisdom
Whether it’s in a phrase like “going over like a lead balloon” or “a needle in a haystack,” or tackling movie myths or even a genre, like MacGyver or James Bond
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Ballon Genre Going Haystack Lead Legend Myth Needle Over People Phrase Tracking
Back when I was a professional model-maker at Industrial Light & Magic, my specialty was hard-edged construction – spaceships, miniature sets, and architectural stuff.
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Detail Industrial Light Magic Maker Model Professional
I mean it’s ridiculous. People just walk up and grab you and hold you, because they love Chewbacca so much.
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Chewbacca Grab Hold Much People Ridiculous Walk
New York State is giant and has some of the most beautiful landscape on the Eastern seaboard.
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Technology is usually there to let some process go on hidden in the background. For us on ‘MythBusters,’
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Always Background Goes Hidden Process Technology Trying
I think LEGOs are one of the best toys ever developed.
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Best Developed Legos Thinking Toy
Failure is always an option.
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Always Failure Option
I learned at an early age that I could make the things that I wanted.
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Age Early Key Kid Learned Powerful Thing Wanted
It’s a pointless delay that wrecks my pace – and mood.
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Delay Mood Pace Pointless Wreck
Prayer doesn’t work because someone out there is listening, it works because someone in here is listening.
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Because Listening Past Prayer Someone Work
The only thing that differentiates you and me from a couple of fourteen year old pyromaniacs is balistic glass!
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Balistic Couple Differentiate Fourteen Glasses Pyromaniac Year
Forever, the way we’ve done that is through storytelling. It is difficult to let the truth get in the way of a good story.
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Difficult Forever Get Good Story Storytelling Truth Way
How hard can it be to blow up a room full of gasoline?!
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Blow Full Gasoline Hard Room
Getting paid less to work for people you like and believe in is much better for you (and your career) in the long run.
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Believe Better Less Long Paid People Run You
Well, that was kind of fun, wasn’t it? I mean, I don’t see where this could go, because we pretty much did everything. But it was fun.”
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Everything Fun Mean Much Pretty
Well, first he called me up to tell me to clear my crap back out of his shop – and he said, “
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Back Call Called Clear Crap First Shop Tell
I’m not a sculptor; I’m a hard-edged model maker.
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Anand Thakur
I felt like I had kind of played it out, and I wanted to see what was next, and then came Mythbusters.
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Best Job Kind Mythbuster Next Out Played Responsibility

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