A girl has to have a beautiful smile, Beautiful eyes and she should have a good sense of humor. She should be honest, loving and trustworthy.
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A girl has to have a beautiful smile, Beautiful eyes and she should have a good sense of humor. She should be honest, loving and trustworthy.
JUSTIN BIEBER -
I’ve heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?
RONALD REAGAN -
I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
MITCH HEDBERG -
If you can’t sleep, count sheep. Don’t count endangered animals. You will run out.
MITCH HEDBERG -
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.
MITCH HEDBERG -
My mother could make anybody feel guilty – she used to get letters of apology from people she didn’t even know.
JOAN RIVERS -
I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.
MITCH HEDBERG -
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
WILL ROGERS -
I’m a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone’s life.
MITCH HEDBERG -
A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to Heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.
H. L. MENCKEN