I won’t eat anything green.
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I won’t eat anything green.
KURT COBAIN
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I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does and add “er”.
MITCH HEDBERG
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My sense of humor will always stand in the way of my seeing myself, my family, my race or my nation as the whole intent of the universe.
ZORA NEALE HURSTON
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Humor was another of the soul’s weapons in the fight for self-preservation.
VIKTOR FRANKL
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I went to the airport, I put my bag in the x-ray machine, I found out my bag has cancer. It only has six more months to hold stuff.
MITCH HEDBERG
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I like Kit-Kat, unless I’m with four or more people.
MITCH HEDBERG
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When I sell liquor, it’s bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it’s hospitality.
AL CAPONE
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I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.
MITCH HEDBERG
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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It’s unbridled, its unplanned, it’s full of suprises.
ERMA BOMBECK
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When humor goes, there goes civilization.
ERMA BOMBECK