Food Quotes
Speaking of competition in the fast-food industry. This is rat eat rat, dog eat dog. I’ll kill ’em, and I’m going to kill ’em before they kill me.
Ray KrocRay Kroc Let any pretty girl announce a divorce in Hollywood and the wolves come running. Fresh meat for the beast, and they are always hungry.
Hedy LamarrHedy Lamarr Come, follow me and I will send you out to fish for people.
Jesus ChristJesus Christ I have a really strong gluten allergy, and I’m pretty lactose-intolerant, like, in a big way, but I love cheese.
SZASZA We never repent of having eat too little.
Thomas JeffersonThomas Jefferson I’ve always been a thin girl. I’m not going to be fat, ever. Let’s get that straight. Whitney is not going to be fat, ever. Okay?
Whitney HoustonWhitney Houston Any cook should be able to run the country.
Vladimir LeninVladimir Lenin On Halloween, because we don’t celebrate it, my dad would drive me somewhere, anywhere different. Like Little Italy in New York to walk around and teach me all about the food and culture.
SZASZA Pepperidge Farm bread. That’s fancy bread. You can tell it’s fancy because it’s wrapped twice. You open it, and it still isn’t open. That’s why I don’t buy it. I don’t need another step between me and toast.
Mitch HedbergMitch Hedberg Victory is very, very sweet. It tastes better than any dessert you’ve ever had.
Serena WilliamsSerena Williams The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
Dorothy ParkerDorothy Parker I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
Lily TomlinLily Tomlin I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Eating meat and drinking liquor are demonic vices. Those indulging in drink lose all sense of propriety, have no compassion or love and become demons.
Sathya Sai BabaSathya Sai Baba The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck Father, I am hungry; for the love of God give this soul her food, her Lord in the Eucharist
Catherine of SienaCatherine of Siena