Food Quotes
Eating meat and drinking liquor are demonic vices. Those indulging in drink lose all sense of propriety, have no compassion or love and become demons.
Sathya Sai BabaSathya Sai Baba The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck Father, I am hungry; for the love of God give this soul her food, her Lord in the Eucharist
Catherine of SienaCatherine of Siena Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It’s too controversial.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck Victory is very, very sweet. It tastes better than any dessert you’ve ever had.
Serena WilliamsSerena Williams The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
Dorothy ParkerDorothy Parker I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
Lily TomlinLily Tomlin Dung is more valuable than any precious metal. You cannot grow food in gold.
Michael ScottMichael Scott The Bible is to your soul what bread is to your body. You need it daily. One good meal does not suffice for a lifetime.
Billy GrahamBilly Graham When I was young I used to eat ketchup sandwiches – just bread and ketchup.
Patrick Mahomes IIPatrick Mahomes II Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
Mitch HedbergMitch Hedberg There is no single face in nature, because every eye that looks upon it, sees it from its own angle. So every man’s spice-box seasons his own food.
Zora Neale HurstonZora Neale Hurston I love England, especially the food. There’s nothing I like more than a lovely bowl of pasta.
Naomi CampbellNaomi Campbell Some men like a dull life – they like the routine of eating breakfast, going to work, coming home, petting the dog, watching TV, kissing the kids, and going to bed. Stay clear of it – it’s often catching.
Hedy LamarrHedy Lamarr Don’t bother finding a soulmate. Your aunt tells you, your fluffy scrambled eggs are the best she’s had and dammit, you can enjoy those all by yourself. No need to share the wealth.
Hannah PearlHannah Pearl One finds great comfort in good dinners.
Zora Neale HurstonZora Neale Hurston