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I’m an old-fashioned guy. I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.
JOHNNY DEPP

Alcohol Beer Fashion Lake Man Old Travel Want
Beer may cause you to digress and lead a happier life.
MICHAEL JACKSON

Alcohol Beer Funny Happiness Lead Life
When all is said and done, no literature can outdo the cynicism of real life; you won’t intoxicate with one glass someone who has already drunk up a whole barrel.
ANTON CHEKHOV

Alcohol Drink Life Literature Reality Yourself
After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
ROBIN WILLIAMS

Alcohol Asshole Car Quit Realize
Off the liquor that’s when I’m the most honest.
POLO G

Alcohol Funny Honesty Liquor
Many times drugs and alcohol – there’s a technical term that they’re called, emotional suppressants – are the only things that can help a person survive and get through and be able to deal with their pain.
AXL ROSE

Alcohol Deal Drugs Myself Pain Person Survive Time
Alcohol is the devil and I need Chinese food.
RIHANNA

Alcohol Devil Food
The connoisseur does not drink wine but tastes its secrets.
SALVADOR DALI

Alcohol Drink Secret Taste Wine
Whisky is liquid sunshine.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

Alcohol Funny Liquid One Liner Sunshine Whisky
Alcohol tells truth, but its truth is not normal.
JACK LONDON

Alcohol Normal Truth
Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
NORM MACDONALD

Alcohol Bad Drink Hard Time Life
Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.
JACK NICHOLSON

Alcohol Beer Drink World
It’s been said that alcoholics are egomaniacs with low self -esteem. It’s the prefect description. Being larger than life and yet your pride is crushed with self- loathing.
GARY OLDMAN

Alcohol Description Life Loathe Low Perfection Pride Self Esteem
Lying is the same as alcoholism. Liars prevaricate even on their deathbeds.
ANTON CHEKHOV

Alcohol Bed Death Lying
Hide our ignorance as we will, an evening of wine soon reveals it.
HERACLITUS

Alcohol Evening Ignorance Reveal Wine
Festive alcohol sometimes leads to an excess of honesty.
JOHN DONNE

Alcohol Drink Honesty Leadership
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
GEORGE CARLIN

Alcohol Floor Funny One Liner Tequilla
Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them.
QUEEN VICTORIA

Alcohol Myself People Revolution
When the wine goes in, strange things come out.
FRIEDRICH SCHILLER

Alcohol Strange Wine
When I sell liquor, it’s bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it’s hospitality.
AL CAPONE

Alcohol Drink Funny Humor
There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.
BETTE DAVIS

Alcohol Drink Life Time Woman
Wouldn’t it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
W. C. FIELDS

Alcohol Myself People Religious Sanity
Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
GROUCHO MARX

Alcohol Beer Believe Funny
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
JAMES THURBER

Alcohol Drink Enough Right
My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.
IGOR STRAVINSKY

Alcohol Drink Favorite God Myself
After moral poisoning, one requires physical remedies and a bottle of champagne.
STENDHAL

Alcohol Bottle Champagne Moral Physical Poison
The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
ROBIN WILLIAMS

Alcohol Amendment Bear Funny Humour

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