Alcohol Quotes

In April the sweet showers fall And pierce the drought of March to the root, and all The veins are bathed in liquor of such power As brings about the engendering of the flower.

I make my protein drink with whiskey. People think I’m crazy, but that’s the way I am. I get stoned, I do my own thing.

An alcoholic father, poverty, my own juvenile diabetes, the limited English my parents spoke – although my mother has become completely bilingual since. All these things intrude on what most people think of as happiness.

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

When the wine goes in, strange things come out.

Someone needs to take my phone when i’m drunk because I am a fucking idiot.

We got more provisions for our whiskey than the same money, which we paid for the liquor, would have bought; so after all it proved a very profitable investment.

I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

My lips got lost on the way to the kiss – that’s how drunk I was.

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.