Alcohol Quotes

Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

I can’t afford no liquor, all I can buy is beer and wine.

I’m high off the indo creepin’ with the quickness to the cut, bust one to his head while he munches on that donut.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

It’s true drinkin will kill ya, but if you’re drunk you don’t care.

Alcohol tells truth, but its truth is not normal.

You know that I’m too drunk to talk right now. You put your cigarette out on my face.

A bottle of wine was good company.

After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.