Alcohol Quotes

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

They asked me why I don’t quit drinking, I told ’em I’m not a quitter.

It’s been said that alcoholics are egomaniacs with low self -esteem. It’s the prefect description. Being larger than life and yet your pride is crushed with self- loathing.

Many times drugs and alcohol – there’s a technical term that they’re called, emotional suppressants – are the only things that can help a person survive and get through and be able to deal with their pain.

Like too much alcohol, self-consciousness makes us see ourselves double.

It’s the wise man who stays home when he’s drunk.

If my cup won’t hold but a pint and yourn holds a quart, wouldn’t ye be mean not to let me have my little half-measure full?

Wine is sunlight, held together by water.

As adults we try to relax from the never-ending quest for reason and order by drinking a little whiskey or smoking whatever works for us, but the wisdom isn’t in the whiskey or the smoke. The wisdom is in the moments when the madness slips away and we remember the basics.

I liked you better when you were drunk .