Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is the worst thing to do in cold weather. Hot soup is the best because the process of digesting food helps to warm you up.
Morgan FreemanMorgan Freeman I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
Yogi BerraYogi Berra I’m an old-fashioned guy. I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.
Johnny DeppJohnny Depp Wine can of their wits the wise beguile, Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.
HomerHomer Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.
John GreenJohn Green Why is the rum always gone.
Johnny DeppJohnny Depp As adults we try to relax from the never-ending quest for reason and order by drinking a little whiskey or smoking whatever works for us, but the wisdom isn’t in the whiskey or the smoke. The wisdom is in the moments when the madness slips away and we remember the basics.
Willie NelsonWillie Nelson Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine.
Karl MarxKarl Marx A drunken man is happier than a sober one.
George Bernard ShawGeorge Bernard Shaw Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.
Jack NicholsonJack Nicholson We were dirt poor but we had each other. We didn’t need much to have a lot.
Brad NeatonBrad Neaton Always show kindness and love to others. Your words might be filling the empty places in someone else heart.
Alexander KandovAlexander Kandov One quick sip of your memory I let it slip, and I go on without you.
Emma SchippersEmma Schippers If the scars on my heart were visible to the naked eye, maybe you’d think twice about inflicting more.
Laura Natoli-KearneyLaura Natoli-Kearney I am getting better at forgetting you. I am slowly but steadily learning the art of forgetting you.
Juana GarciaJuana Garcia Paper and pen petrify me, for they pierce right through me, drawing deep blue blood, leaving me utterly cold.
Shreya JoshiShreya Joshi
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