Yogi Berra Quotes

I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
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Baseball Blame Money Player Power
I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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Alcohol Condition Drive Drunk
You can have everything you want as long as you don’t want it badly enough.
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Hustle Motivational Work Hard
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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Baseball League Parents Street
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
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Baseball Mental Physical
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
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Baseball Important Love Sports World
So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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Baseball Face Hit Ugly
It ain’t over till it’s over
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Baseball Game Motivational One Liner Over
You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
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Inspirational Old Self Love Take Care Yourself
We made too many wrong mistakes.
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Mistake One Liner Wrong
Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
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Crowd Restaurant
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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Tour Towel
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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Arms Giving
If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
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Answer Atitude
In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
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Baseball Game Sports
You can’t win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.
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Baseball Sports Time Win
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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Funny Worth
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
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Baseball House Kids League Wonderful
Records and achievements are made to be broken.
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Achievement Baseball Broken Record
If I didn’t wake up I’d still be sleeping.
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Sleep Wake Up
How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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Baseball Hit Thinking
I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
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Baseball Nervous Series
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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Buy Children School Walk
Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.
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Feeling Inspirational
If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
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Baseball Park People Stop
I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
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Alive Dead Lucky Museum See
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
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Eat Food Funny Hungry Pizza Sarcastic

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