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I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
Bill WattersonBill Watterson Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
Bill WattersonBill Watterson One of the jokes I really like is that the fantasies are drawn more realistically than reality, since that says a lot about what’s going on in Calvin’s head.
Bill WattersonBill Watterson We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
Bill WattersonBill Watterson You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
Bill WattersonBill Watterson It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
Bill WattersonBill Watterson I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
Bill WattersonBill Watterson I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
Bill WattersonBill Watterson The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
Bill WattersonBill Watterson Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
Bill WattersonBill Watterson Love is mostly easy at night, it is morning you got to learn about.
Leon MarshLeon Marsh You can find beauty in the darkest of places. Be the light, my love. Bring smiles to their faces.
Aletheia LiolaAletheia Liola This fearless heart is trapped between these anxious walls of my worried mind.
CindyCindy Don’t push away your emotions too hard, remember they can push back if held for too long.
SargamSargam To choose a plain life, I choose neither to lose and nor do I gain, If happiness is not in my destiny, I refuse to accept pain.
Astha SrivastavaAstha Srivastava Steal back your heart – self-love.
Mona-LiseMona-Lise