I’d hate to have a kid like me.
Bill WattersonBill Watterson I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
Bill WattersonBill Watterson I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
Bill WattersonBill Watterson My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
Bill WattersonBill Watterson You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
Bill WattersonBill Watterson I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
Bill WattersonBill Watterson Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
Bill WattersonBill Watterson If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
Bill WattersonBill Watterson Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
Bill WattersonBill Watterson My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
Bill WattersonBill Watterson You were fully clothed in lies, I was naked in truth. Still, when morning came It was I who survived the cold.
Obehi Vessel A.Obehi Vessel A. I loved you as Icarus loved the sun- too close, too much.
David JonesDavid Jones We attract who our souls need to grow.
Mark AnthonyMark Anthony You’re my bad habit, on this dark planet, light up my world like stars, now they’re ashes.
Chris AllchinChris Allchin Permanence is a wonderful magician. Now you see him, next he goes on to perform the greatest disappearing act of all time.
Hamilton K. AmadiHamilton K. Amadi Live to be happy not to impress.
Hayley EvansHayley Evans
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