If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven.
Ben EltonBen Elton People who get through life dependent on other people’s possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count.
Ben EltonBen Elton Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.
Ben EltonBen Elton I did not vote Labour because they’ve heard of Oasis and nobody is going to vote Tory because William Hague has got a baseball cap.
Ben EltonBen Elton And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.
Ben EltonBen Elton You think I look like a teletubby?
Ben EltonBen Elton Sympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towards them.
Ben EltonBen Elton You didn’t wake up, your dreams just changed gear.
Ben EltonBen Elton I find the fact that billionaires are quoted as if the fact that they are billionaires gives them some kind of wisdom is outrageous.
Ben EltonBen Elton Beyond love, beyond unrequited love, perhaps even beyond any other passion known to humanity, deep, deep in the depths of the turgid, clinging, swamplike pit of despair that lies dormant within every soul, lurks JEALOUSY.
Ben EltonBen Elton Find someone who can hear you even when you’re silent.
Brad NeatonBrad Neaton Shadows follow me the way a vulture stalks death. One small step ahead.
Danielle MontgomeryDanielle Montgomery Hidden in the ashes, of a fallen building lays a child’s family photo, with whom he could never unite in life.
Heba NazarHeba Nazar To love something, someone. You don’t need to own them.
Sonika MSonika M When you miss someone, you realize their worth and your faith.
Aradhna S BirenAradhna S Biren The bed was the canvas, we were the art.
Jonny OxJonny Ox
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