Ben Elton | Minimalist Quotes

I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume.

BEN ELTON

I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume.
BEN ELTON

Hard
And of course to hunt down sedition. Only paper is safe. Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar, you have to hold it, you have to read it.
BEN ELTON

Lecture Read
My advice to anyone adapting a novel is that once they’ve read it and learnt to understand it, then they must throw it away and never look at it again!

BEN ELTON

My advice to anyone adapting a novel is that once they’ve read it and learnt to understand it, then they must throw it away and never look at it again!
BEN ELTON

Looks
This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.

BEN ELTON

This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.
BEN ELTON
I’m easy to work with, not a pushover, but I respond to criticism and find it inspiring.

BEN ELTON

I’m easy to work with, not a pushover, but I respond to criticism and find it inspiring.
BEN ELTON

Easy Inspiring
For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you’ll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.

BEN ELTON

For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you’ll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.
BEN ELTON
There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.

BEN ELTON

There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.
BEN ELTON

Made
I loved writing ‘Two Brothers’ more than anything else I have written. It’s the first book I’ve written that I’ve always known I wanted to write. Having said that, it also kept me awake at nights.
BEN ELTON

Brother
Leaders should never, ever try to look cool – that’s for dictators

BEN ELTON

Leaders should never, ever try to look cool – that’s for dictators
BEN ELTON

Leader Looks Trying
I don’t consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.

BEN ELTON

I don’t consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.
BEN ELTON

Half Race

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