I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
Aisha TylerAisha Tyler I’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
Aisha TylerAisha Tyler I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
Aisha TylerAisha Tyler The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
Aisha TylerAisha Tyler TV always wants more people to be watching.
Aisha TylerAisha Tyler Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
Aisha TylerAisha Tyler I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
Aisha TylerAisha Tyler You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
Aisha TylerAisha Tyler I am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
Aisha TylerAisha Tyler But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
Aisha TylerAisha Tyler Love is mostly easy at night, it is morning you got to learn about.
Leon MarshLeon Marsh You can find beauty in the darkest of places. Be the light, my love. Bring smiles to their faces.
Aletheia LiolaAletheia Liola This fearless heart is trapped between these anxious walls of my worried mind.
CindyCindy Don’t push away your emotions too hard, remember they can push back if held for too long.
SargamSargam To choose a plain life, I choose neither to lose and nor do I gain, If happiness is not in my destiny, I refuse to accept pain.
Astha SrivastavaAstha Srivastava Steal back your heart – self-love.
Mona-LiseMona-Lise
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