One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.
QUENTIN CRISPAsk yourself, if there was to be no blame, and if there was to be no praise, who would I be then?
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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Abatement in the hostility of one’s enemies must never be thought to signify they have been won over. It only means that one has ceased to constitute a threat.
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What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person.
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Because it is in the nature of things that they become extreme, we have passed down from manliness to cruelty. If I had been told when I was 20 that there was a tavern in the town where the brave and the cruel were gathered together,
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Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation of which the filing system has been lost?
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My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.
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The gymnasiacs of Venice, in California, are so addicted to these practices that there has arisen a nation of men who can no longer put their arms against their sides
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Neither look forward where there is doubt nor backward where there is regret.
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I had a friend who had two degrees of being made up: when invited I would say ‘Can I make up?’ and he would say ‘Oh yes – tinted?’, or he would say, ‘Oh yes – clotted?’
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You fall out of your mother’s womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.
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The search for a life-style involves a journey to the interior. This is not altogether a pleasant experience, because you not only have to take stock of what you consider your assets but you also have to take a long look at what your friends call “the trouble with you.” Nevertheless, the journey is worth making.
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The trouble with children is that they’re not returnable.
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To love another person you have to undertake some fragment of their destiny.
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It’s no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, ‘Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.’ By then, pigs will be your style.
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The more people one has to love, the more one’s capacity to love stretches.
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To my disappointment I now realized that to know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.
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