To live in the past is to miss today’s opportunities and tomorrow’s blessings.
QUENTIN CRISPYou fall out of your mother’s womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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If I have any talent at all, it is not for doing but for being.
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The English think that incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.
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I never say ‘No’ to anything.
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The poverty from which I have suffered could be diagnosed as ‘Soho’ poverty. It comes from having the airs and graces of a genius and no talent.
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Manners are a way of getting what you want without appearing to be an absolute swine.
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I simply haven’t the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.
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Neither look forward where there is doubt nor backward where there is regret.
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Vice is its own reward.
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Quentin Crisp (to handsome young man on the street): “What’s the matter, sexy? Don’t you like dehydrated fruit?
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The key is never, never work. Nothing is more aging than work. It’s not only the strain of getting up in the morning for work, but it’s the resentment that settles on your face
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You must stop this interview now as I have come to end of my personality.
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Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation of which the filing system has been lost?
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I never saw Portsmouth by day.
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Fashion is what you adopt when you don’t know who you are.
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The British do not expect happiness. I had the impression, all the time that I lived there, that they do not want to be happy; they want to be right.
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I have to realise that as I am only English and am allowed to live in America, I have to give something in return. And since I cannot build a hospital, or endow a university, I can only give my infinite availability.
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Manners are love in a cool climate.
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Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh.
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I like living in one room and have never known what people do with the room they are not in.
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Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.
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What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person.
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If love means anything at all it means extending your hand to the unlovable.
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The worst part of being gay in the twentieth century is all that damn disco music to which one has to listen.
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In England, nobody’s your friend.
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If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.
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Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
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