I’m happy to say she was laughing while she said it, but she meant it. I’ve never learned to be a candle burning in an empty room. So I go on the screen, and I say whatever I’m told to say.
QUENTIN CRISPWell, it has done terrifying things. Religious ideas are inflammatory in a way that I find difficult to understand. There are very few wars over the theory of relativity. Very few heated arguments, for that matter. Whereas, in Northern Ireland, they are killing one another over religion.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.
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The young always have the same problem – how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.
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Politics are not an instrument for effecting social change; they are the art of making the inevitable appear to be a matter of wise human choice.
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To lose is not always failure.
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Quentin Crisp (to handsome young man on the street): “What’s the matter, sexy? Don’t you like dehydrated fruit?
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I’ve never not been famous.
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Mainstream people dislike homosexuality because they can’t help concentrating on what homosexual men do to one another. And when you contemplate what people do, you think of yourself doing it. And they don’t like that. That’s the famous joke:
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Vice is its own reward.
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I never understood music. It seemed to me to be the maximum amount of noise conveying the minimum amount of information.
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Women have decided to be people, which is a great mistake. Women were nicer than people.
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The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.
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I don’t think you can really be proud of being gay because it isn’t something you’ve done. You can only be proud of not being ashamed.
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You don’t have to deal with anyone in America. They accept you the way you are.
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I never spend my time doing anything I’ll have to do again tomorrow.
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Never sweep. After four years the dirt gets no worse.
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I don’t really act. I say the words the way I would say them if I meant them.
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Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
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The English think that incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.
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The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy.
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If love means anything at all it means extending your hand to the unlovable.
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If I were God – and I never understand why I’m not – I should say, “Shop around, I don’t think you’ll find a better bargain than here.”
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I like living in one room and have never known what people do with the room they are not in.
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If I have any talent at all, it is not for doing but for being.
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The measure of woman’s distaste for any part of her life lies not in the loudness of her lamentations (these are only an attempt to buy a martyr’s crown at a reduced price) but in her persistent pursuit of that occupation of which she never ceases to complain.
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Ask yourself, if there was to be no blame, and if there was to be no praise, who would I be then?
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You will survive if you believe in yourself.
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