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What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person.

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Exhibitionism is like a drug. Hooked in adolescence I was now taking doses so massive they would have killed a novice.
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Happiness is the only thing I understand.
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Health consists of having the same diseases as one’s neighbors.
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If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.
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Men get laid, but women get screwed.
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Believe in fate, but lean forward where fate can see you.
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The world now seems a stunningly ignoble place. It has not really grown all that much worse but appears to have done so because we know so much more about it than we did.
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In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast. Those who once inhabited the suburbs of human contempt find that without changing their address they eventually live in the metropolis.
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I’m happy to say she was laughing while she said it, but she meant it. I’ve never learned to be a candle burning in an empty room. So I go on the screen, and I say whatever I’m told to say.
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Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.
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Fashion is not style. Nay, we can say more: Fashion is instead of style. Style is an idiom springing spontaneously from the personality but deliberately maintained.
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If you don’t stay in some days, you can’t recharge your batteries.
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The worst part of being gay in the twentieth century is all that damn disco music to which one has to listen.
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The … problem that confronts homosexuals is that they set out to win the love of a “real” man. If they succeed, they fail. A man who “goes with” other men is not what they would call a real man. The conundrum is incapable of resolution, but that does not make homosexuals give it up.
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