Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.
QUENTIN CRISPI never say ‘No’ to anything.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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Flowers are words even a baby can understand.
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I asked a girl who came from America to England, when I was only English, and she admitted she had been to a drama school. And I said, “What did they teach you?” And she said, “They taught me to be a candle burning in an empty room.”
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Ask yourself, if there was to be no blame, and if there was to be no praise, who would I be then?
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When I was young, we thought that Oscar Wilde was a great nobleman who had thrown his life away for love. Nothing could be less true. He slept with East Enders who were procured for him by Lord Alfred Douglas.
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Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.
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Because it is in the nature of things that they become extreme, we have passed down from manliness to cruelty. If I had been told when I was 20 that there was a tavern in the town where the brave and the cruel were gathered together,
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I simply haven’t the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.
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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
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I never spend my time doing anything I’ll have to do again tomorrow.
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It’s a strange situation, but people will pay your fare to get you to go and tell them how to be happy.
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I went out into the world when I was about 22. I wrote books and I illustrated books and did book covers, and I taught tap-dancing, and I was a model in the art school. I had no ability for any of those things, but what else could I do?
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No effort is required to define or even attain happiness, but enormous concentration is needed to abandon everything else.
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If love means anything at all it means extending your hand to the unlovable.
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If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe directed by Mr. Roger Corman, it could not fully express the pent-up violence and depravity of a single day in the life of the average family.
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Fashion is what you adopt when you don’t know who you are.
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