Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. ABE LEMONS LeagueMotivational Sports
Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter. ABE LEMONS ScheduleSummerWinter
They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn’t make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay. ABE LEMONS ContractWanted
If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, ‘It wasn’t in the rules.’ ABE LEMONS AirplaneSetSportSteal
I don’t understand these new coaches who don’t drink. What do they do when they get beat? ABE LEMONS DrinkNew
