I don’t understand these new coaches who don’t drink. What do they do when they get beat?
ABE LEMONS
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
More Abe Lemons Quotes
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I don’t understand these new coaches who don’t drink. What do they do when they get beat?
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Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.
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Damn referees, I’ll miss them less than anybody.
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You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you’re nobody.
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They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn’t make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.
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I don’t have any tricky plays. I’d rather have tricky players.
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You always catch the wrong players.
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You mean in the state?
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Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
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Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.
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I’d rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.
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We did have three go to the YMCA.
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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
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If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, ‘It wasn’t in the rules.’
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Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.
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