Adam Smith’s huge failure was the fact that he did not foresee the industrial revolution.
P. J. O'ROURKENo industry in living memory has collapsed faster than daily print journalism.
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Why do elites hate the poor? It’s xenophobia. They don’t know any poor people – except their off-the-books Brazilian nanny and illegal immigrant cleaning lady from Upper Revolta who don’t speak English.
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Like most sensible people, you probably lost interest in modern art about the time that Julian Schnabel was painting broken pieces of the crockery that his wife had thrown at him for painting broken pieces of crockery instead of painting the bathroom and hall.
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Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
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Everybody in the Middle East wants to explain why they’re right.
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Catchphrases flourish in contemporary American English.
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People think the free market is a philosophy, they think that it is a creed. It is none of those things. Free market is a bathroom scale, it is a measuring tape, it’s simply a measurement.
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The people who despise America are the editors of the ‘New Statesman.’ Their green-card applications must have been turned down.
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Gay marriage acceptance is happening in the blink of an eye.
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You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they’re going.
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No humorist is under any obligation to provide answers and probably if you were to delve into the literary history of humour it’s probably all about not providing answers because the humorist essentially says: this is the way things are.
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I don’t even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I’ve never used a computer.
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Will Generation X and the Millennials do a better job running the world than the boomers have? Let’s hope so.
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Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
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Explosion of positive rights started in 1932 with the election of Roosevelt.
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Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have.
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