We need a government, alas, because of the nature of humans.
P. J. O'ROURKE
P. J. O'ROURKE
P. J. O'Rourke
P. J. O'Rourke174 quotes“We need a government, alas, because of the nature of humans.”
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P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a ‘learning experience.’ Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I’ve done as a ‘learning experience.’ It makes me feel less stupid.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke The world is being run by irresponsible spoiled brats.
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P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke The 20th century was a test bed for big ideas – fascism, communism, the atomic bomb.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Call a man ‘ignorant,’ and you have license to show the world your vast fund of knowledge and wise him up.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke There isn’t much room for an outsider point of view in print any more.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke The C student starts a restaurant. The A student writes restaurant reviews.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke A U.S. dollar is an IOU from the Federal Reserve Bank. It’s a promissory note that doesn’t actually promise anything. It’s not backed by gold or silver.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke I’m old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke When you’re a war correspondent, the reader is for you because the reader is saying, ‘Gee, I wouldn’t want to be doing that.’ They’re on your side.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke When I’m in the car, I want the only one shouting to be me.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke If you spend 72 hours in a place you’ve never been, talking to people whose language you don’t speak about social, political, and economic complexities you don’t understand, and you come back as the world’s biggest know-it-all, you’re a reporter. Either that or you’re President Obama.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke I rarely meet a politician that I don’t like personally. They are generally well endowed with charm. Therein lies the danger.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have.
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