Fiscal conservatism is just an easy way to express something that is a bit more difficult, which is that the size and scope of government, and really the size and scope of politics in our lives, has grown uncomfortable, unwieldy, intrusive and inefficient.
P. J. O'ROURKEThe French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore.
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The perpetuation of slavery, the exile and extermination of American Indians, and the passage of Jim Crow laws weren’t carried out at the bidding of a few malefactors of great wealth.
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The Afghans themselves say that if you put two Afghans in a room, you get three factions.
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Maybe climate change is a threat, and maybe climate change has been tarted up by climatologists trolling for research grant cash. It doesn’t matter.
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The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work and then they get elected and prove it.
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Ideology, politics and journalism, which luxuriate in failure, are impotent in the face of hope and joy.
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Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
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The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you’re rich.
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You can’t get rid of poverty by giving people money.
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People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.
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Teasing and a sense of humor, if you can develop that in your kids, and if you can exercise it with the kids, just makes for a pleasanter atmosphere.
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Arab-led Islamic fundamentalism destabilizes nations from Algeria to the Philippines.
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The problem in Afghanistan is really not so much land as water. It’s a dry country with ample amounts of water running through it, but not to good enough effect.
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Hubris is one of the great renewable resources.
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When elites see a homeless person in the gutter, they assume he’s saving a parking place.
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In its worse forms, conservatism is a matter of ‘I hate strangers and anything that’s different.’
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