Head lice have their own animal-rights group, or may as well. The National Pediculosis Association doesn’t exactly advocate letting lice live with dignity, but it does oppose pediculicidal treatments.
P. J. O'ROURKEWealth brings great benefits to the world. Rich people are heros.
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Once you’ve built the big machinery of political power, remember you won’t always be the one to run it.
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Liberals have invented whole college majors – psychology, sociology and women’s studies – to prove that nothing is anybody’s fault.
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I was very much in favor of the Iraq invasion.
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When elites see a homeless person in the gutter, they assume he’s saving a parking place.
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Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
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The 1960s was an era of big thoughts. And yet, amazingly, each of these thoughts could fit on a T-shirt.
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If you think health care is expensive now, just wait ’til it’s free.
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The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
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Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don’t draft people; it’s not jury duty.
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I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a ‘learning experience.’ Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I’ve done as a ‘learning experience.’ It makes me feel less stupid.
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We will win an election when all the seats in the House and Senate and the chair behind the desk in the Oval Office and the whole bench of the Supreme Court are filled with people who wish they weren’t there.
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Catchphrases flourish in contemporary American English.
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The real purpose of welfare is to get rid of poor people entirely. Everybody knows welfare has bad effects; that’s the point.
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Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
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