In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character.
P. J. O'ROURKELiberals have invented whole college majors – psychology, sociology and women’s studies – to prove that nothing is anybody’s fault.
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Term limits aren’t enough. We need jail.
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The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore.
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Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
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A fundamental American question is, ‘What’s the big idea?’
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Some people think that welfare reform should have hurt Bill Clinton with black voters.
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I was very much in favor of the Iraq invasion.
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Globalization is simply opening the free marketplace to encompass the entire world.
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Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
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People think the free market is a philosophy, they think that it is a creed. It is none of those things. Free market is a bathroom scale, it is a measuring tape, it’s simply a measurement.
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Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have.
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Stupid is a great force in human affairs.
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Little islands of human happiness, peace, and prosperity are so exceptional at this point in history that I’m not even sure we can draw lessons from them.
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Will Generation X and the Millennials do a better job running the world than the boomers have? Let’s hope so.
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You can’t get rid of poverty by giving people money.
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Call a man ‘ignorant,’ and you have license to show the world your vast fund of knowledge and wise him up.
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