Globalization is simply opening the free marketplace to encompass the entire world.
P. J. O'ROURKELiberals have invented whole college majors – psychology, sociology and women’s studies – to prove that nothing is anybody’s fault.
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It’s better to make fun of yourself because you’ve always got someone around to make fun of, and they can’t sue you.
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You’re never going to read ‘The Wealth of Nations,’ and you shouldn’t, really. It’s 900 pages.
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We will win an election when all the seats in the House and Senate and the chair behind the desk in the Oval Office and the whole bench of the Supreme Court are filled with people who wish they weren’t there.
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Regulation creates a moral hazard.
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I’ve got a 1990 Porsche 911. It’s just a Carrera, a very simple, straightforward little thing that goes like stink. I love it.
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The people who despise America are the editors of the ‘New Statesman.’ Their green-card applications must have been turned down.
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Never fight an inanimate object.
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Hubris is one of the great renewable resources.
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The C student starts a restaurant. The A student writes restaurant reviews.
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Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.
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I was very much in favor of the Iraq invasion.
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People are not ants or bees. We do not reason or love or live or die collectively.
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Once you’ve built the big machinery of political power, remember you won’t always be the one to run it.
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The 20th century was a test bed for big ideas – fascism, communism, the atomic bomb.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
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