Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
NORM MACDONALDI generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don’t like to memorize words.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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I don’t have any ambition.
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter’s moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
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A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you’re all right. I don’t have to go to premières.
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