We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
NORM MACDONALDI generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don’t like to memorize words.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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A great cause of evil in the world is that men seldom think themselves criminal if they offer the same injustice to others that has been successfully practiced on themselves.
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Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
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When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that’s a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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It is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.
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