Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
NORM MACDONALDThe reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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All my life’s about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn’t cost very much money.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
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When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that’s a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
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The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
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If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
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You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin’ life again? Man, that’s rough, eh?
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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A lot of writers come from Harvard and such, and are rich, and they write under the misapprehension that poor people are stupid. So when they do write them, they are hillbillies or rednecks or Christian idiots.
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Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
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