Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
NORM MACDONALDThe reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that’s a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
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Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
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I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
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