All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
NORM MACDONALDChastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
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Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.
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I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
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I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that’s a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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