When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.
NORM MACDONALDChastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
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You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin’ life again? Man, that’s rough, eh?
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don’t like to memorize words.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
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There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.
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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.
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