Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
NORM MACDONALDChastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin’ life again? Man, that’s rough, eh?
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The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
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I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.’ I don’t own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I’d have to buy something to protect it then.
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It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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It is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.
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