Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
LILY TOMLINI guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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