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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.

Lily Tomlin

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Adult Country Election Hard Work
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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Education Empathy Growth Human Kind Myself Politics Religion
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Best Drugs Mindset One Liner Truth
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Complain Human Invention Language
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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Big Confusion Deep Direction Expectation Leaving Right Understand Way
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Love Question Yourself
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Change Enough Myself Transformation

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