I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
LILY TOMLINI guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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