I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
LILY TOMLINIt’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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