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Lily Tomlin

But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Hands Ladder Road Success
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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Education Empathy Growth Human Kind Myself Politics Religion
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Boredom Hide Reveal Worst
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Complain Invention Language Man Satisfaction
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Love Question Yourself
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Expectation Philosophy Yourself
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Feeling Imagination Myself
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try
Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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Greatness Growth World
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin

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